
slop_parser
Pulls structured data out of any messy web page. Written in one weekend by an agent and a tired human.
The AI slop portal
SlopCup.com is a curated shelf for the coolest AI-generated offerings — open source repos and commercial products alike. Every listing was vibe-coded, agent-built, or outright generated. We find the ones worth your coffee.
The shelf
Open source on the left, commercial on the right, all of it reviewed by a person before it goes up. Today's shelf is short — the cup is new. The cards below are demos of the layout, not listings.

Pulls structured data out of any messy web page. Written in one weekend by an agent and a tired human.

Receipt scanner that turns a shoebox of paper into a spreadsheet. Built by a solo dev and a very patient model.

A tiny self-hosted radio station generator. Feed it a folder, get a stream and a playlist page.

Inbox triage that reads like a barista: short, weirdly accurate, gone in seconds.

Batch-generates product clips for social. Ugly UI, beautiful output, zero install.
Built something with an agent that actually works? List it. Free for open source, 60/40 for paid.
How it works
Open source gets listed for free and forever. Commercial listings sell here and we take the smaller cut. Email is the loss leader that makes the whole thing worth signing up for.
Fill the form with what you built, how it was made and what it costs. A human reviews it before anything goes live — no drive-by slop.
If your item is commercial, we handle the listing and the sale. You keep 60% of every sale. We keep 40% for the shelf, the checkout and the coffee.
Every listed maker can get an @slopcup.com address, sealed in a CUBE. One identity for the whole shelf, tied straight into your listing account.
Payouts run monthly once a listing clears $25 in sales; open source listings never pay us a cent. Read the full 60/40 terms.
Email that can't be read by anyone else
A real mailbox on a sealed CUBE: the store is encrypted at rest by our own record layer, so mail sits behind the same barrier as the rest of the CUBE record — not in some vendor's shared log.
It's an address you can actually keep: IMAP and SMTP on the same box that serves this site, with CUBE-Contact arriving as the plugin lands — so an address can be attached straight to your SlopCup account, listing and all.
Mail runs in phases. Leave an address and you're first in line when
@slopcup.com opens.
Merch
Printed and shipped on demand by our print partner — nothing sits in a garage. Two tees, two caps: the cup, and the wordmark.




Pre-orders by mail until the print partner store opens — we reply with the checkout link. Ships in the US and EU from the nearest facility. Sizes and colours on the checkout page. Orders are dropped straight to production — no warehouse, no middle shelf.
Submit
Open source, commercial, or "it's free but buy me a coffee" — all welcome. A person reads every submission, usually within two business days.